Dear Summer
i wrote a rap about ivy's barbecue:
one burger
one hot dog
a filet soaked in jack and spicy secrets
one pork chop
two pieces of chocolate cake with marshmellow frosting
two cobs o' corn
a piece of cheesecake
cold mashed potatoes
so maybe it's not a rap, but how much i ate attending my first barbecue of the summer... most girls try and slim down for summer, looks like i'm beefin up. Thank you Ivy for having all us. Thank you Jack Daniels, and thank you phillies.
Ivy is the best host ever. I was asked if I was having fun about 30 times as i swigged my bottle of jack and coughed out a lungfull. Amen Ivy, Amen.
Jules on the grill. In white. Now I've seen an elephant fly.
It all felt complete now that we have our bunny back. She is doing opposite of my gluttonous ass and rode her bike from Curry Hill to Clinton Hill. She was working out while I was working out my arteries.
Roxy brought Diplo out who gave Ivy's party a thumbs up.... See girl I told you everyone had a good time.
I am bitin Roxy's flics today. But I get a new camera this weekend so everyone beware. Also tis the season for me to ditch my Zach Morris phone. I'm on the way to the store now for my blackberry. yippee!!!!
one burger
one hot dog
a filet soaked in jack and spicy secrets
one pork chop
two pieces of chocolate cake with marshmellow frosting
two cobs o' corn
a piece of cheesecake
cold mashed potatoes
so maybe it's not a rap, but how much i ate attending my first barbecue of the summer... most girls try and slim down for summer, looks like i'm beefin up. Thank you Ivy for having all us. Thank you Jack Daniels, and thank you phillies.
Ivy is the best host ever. I was asked if I was having fun about 30 times as i swigged my bottle of jack and coughed out a lungfull. Amen Ivy, Amen.
Jules on the grill. In white. Now I've seen an elephant fly.
It all felt complete now that we have our bunny back. She is doing opposite of my gluttonous ass and rode her bike from Curry Hill to Clinton Hill. She was working out while I was working out my arteries.
Roxy brought Diplo out who gave Ivy's party a thumbs up.... See girl I told you everyone had a good time.
I am bitin Roxy's flics today. But I get a new camera this weekend so everyone beware. Also tis the season for me to ditch my Zach Morris phone. I'm on the way to the store now for my blackberry. yippee!!!!
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